Gah!

The past year has been the most fucked up period of my life. No, I did not contract pancreatic cancer (Haha, Kim Il-jong) but it’s been almost as bad.

Dropping out of one high school only to be homeschooled is not the way to conduct a proper education. Yes I admit that I was indeed skipping my classes and not doing the assigned work, let alone my art, but the school sucked. It was small, over crowded, loud and the teachers and staff did not give a rat’s ass towards the students. Hazing was everywhere, the school had six lock downs in the semester and a half that I attended and I did not feel safe.
So I dropped it and spent my summer doing online and in class courses basically catching up on the school work I missed. I convinced my parents to let me be home schooled for my first semester of grade eleven which was the stupidest thing anyone could have done, other than eating their raw alien flesh thinking that it would mutate ones DNA.

Failing both Art High school and home school, I went in to ‘regular’ high school. You know, the place the government assigns you to based on where you live and only costs a couple hundred dollars to attend.

Funnily enough it worked. Not as well as Stalinism but almost as good.

Anywho, here I am, still alive. Thanks to 6 months of weekly therapy, Zoloft, and my mom I am still hanging around, hoping that the zombie revolution happens after I die. If not, no amount of Zoloft will keep me around.

Cake is still delicious, Patrick is not a dinosaur, Liz’s boobs are still falling out of her shirt, and Amy is living in my basement; so many friends now, and not enough cake to go around.

I have discovered that I love my Dad’s camera and I’m planning it’s kidnapping for any day now.

All hail Kim Il-Jong and hope no more of his sons get fake passports to go to Disney Land.

- E

Wow. There is so much snow here its crazy and on top of that it's extremely cold.

Art is one thing I have done very little of but I have a few things in my closet I can pull out. Maybe I can do some form of drawing now, but currently I am swamped with school work. I have to finish 7 more lessons for Bio before friday, finish all my unfinished Math, and write an essay for social. Wasting time is one thing I can't do right now.

On the bright-side I'll be able to have all of January off. *smiles*

Merry christmas!!

-_______-


*sighs*


So... I've got nothing. I wanted to update my journal, an I can't think of anything to write.

...

I know! A tag thingy!!!!! ^___^

Disclaimer: This 'mad lib' is from

Dear the bald man who lives down stairs,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in women's clothing and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember your passionate interest for mice.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Emma

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Dear ... ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___, -your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I can't find ANY of my sketch books!
I need one, now.
my room is now more of a mess then earlier.
I needto clean it.
i found a pencil
i don't need it right now.

Phewie

By the way, I have put a new avatar for me up, as well I have redone my lit. bar but you can't see it cause I have no writings up. To bad for you batman.

Gasp! An entire 3 months since my last journal entry. Geepers batman!

First: I dropped out of high school to be home schooled. LONG STORY SHORT! I was skipping school, due to the fact that it was so boring, and that i knew everything they were trying to teach me. Parents got mad, kicked me out and i lived outside if home for 5 nights and 6 days. The ironic part is, my parents were the ones who wanted me to come home.

Second: Home schooling is fun! I am taking grade 11 english, stupid science and evil math. I was absent for haft my math classes and I was still getting 75% averages. I have a lot more time for me stuff too. I have even finish art pieces i never thought i would finish.

Third: In a month I will have 60, I mean sixty new "THINGS" to post. I wont say what cause its a secret. I'm partly done them, and I need to just start doing the finishing portion of it. I HAVE TO POST IT BECAUSE THEN I WILL KILL MY SELF DO TO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF TIME I'VE PUT INTO PLANNING THIS.

I am drained right now. I don't see how this could be a job, and not have dead people hidden in the closet.

Forth: .... facebook is evil???